Wednesday, April 27, 2011

From the Management

 
NOTICE OF NON-COMPLIANCE
 
To: the Staff of Fort Rodriguez

From: Head of Household
 
CC: Chief Financial Officer
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Hazardous areas have been discovered.

Massive amounts of clothes, shoes, toys, paper, trash, dishes and various other items have been strewn across the floor, dressers and beds.

 
This imposses an immediate threat to our health and safety.

 
As the Head of Household, this left me no choice but to restrict this area until further notice.

 
Having been neglectful of your responsibilities, all access to said property has been suspended.

 
As a vital team member of Fort Rodriguez, it is pertinent to rectify this situation immediately.

 
You each will be granted one hour and one trash bag to use how you see fit.

 
When the time expires, so does access to the room. A member of management will then inspect your performance.

Upon satisfactory performance, you will be given new documents to assist in your future tasks and granted full access to the room.

If it is determined that your performance is unsatisfactory, you have the following options:

  1.  An additional half hour to continue your work (help from management will be considered upon    request).  
  2. Management to complete the job on your behalf.
  3.  Continued suspension from aforementioned property.

With each option, management will revoke an additional privilege (ie. TV, computer, phone).

 
Your full cooperation and effort is expected.

 

5 comments:

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This is hilarious!

RoryBore said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

Can I print this and post it at my house? LOL

Laura said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

Love this! Visiting from for the love of blogs. p.s. your blog background is super cute!

Paula said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

I LOVE THIS!! And like RoryBore, I want to know if I can use this?

As much as I would like to think she would use the trash bag and get rid of stuff, I'm afraid she'd ask for a box of matches and and a blow torch... and just be willing to start afresh.

Sigh. Tweens.

Renee said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

My tween is the worst about cleaning up after herself. I thought she might find the charts a little annoying, but she hasn't complained and her room has stayed clean through the weekend!

She found the whole thing rather entertaining...which is a good thing!