Thursday, April 28, 2011

The Case of the Temporary Eviciton


Head of Household vs The Children

Timeline of Events:
(All events took place on Wednesday, April 27, 2011)

9:36am

In an effort to provide the children with clean clothes, the Head of Household (HOH) entered the property of midget #1, midget #2 and midget #3 (“the children” or “the tenants”). Upon surveying said property, the following infractions were discovered:
  1. school work in the closets
  2. spoons under the beds
  3. clothes hanging from the windows
  4. toys abandoned on the floor
  5. sheets rolled up on the bed
Sweeping all possessions into one heaping pile, the HOH locked the doors and deemed the properties unfit for living.

4:22pm

The tenants of said properties returned to find their rights to these living quarters revoked.

6:50pm

The Chief Financial Officer (CFO) and Head of Household (HOH) issued a Notice of Non-Compliance. With a fear of eviction from said property, the children took immediate action to rectify the situation as set out in the Notice.

8pm

As outlined in the Notice, the CFO and HOH inspected each property.

"When the time expires, so does access to the room. A member of management will then investigate your performance.

Upon satisfactory performance, you will be given new documents to assist in your future tasks and granted full access to the room.
If it is determined that your performance is unsatisfactory, you have the following options:


1. An additional half hour to continue your work (help from management will be considered upon request).
2. Management to complete the job on your behalf.
3. Continued suspension from aforementioned property.

With each option, management will revoke an additional privilege (ie. TV, computer, phone).
Your full cooperation and effort is expected."

8:14pm

After a thorough investigation, it was determined that the children had made satisfactory progress. The suspension was lifted.

8:21pm

The children were issued new Ordinances for the Maintenance and Beautification of Fort Rodriguez. These are proudly displayed.







8:30pm

The children were granted full access to the property.


Case Closed.

5 comments:

RoryBore said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

genuis! love the charts....I have to got to make some up for around this place! do they have a grown up version too? sometimes daddy is just as bad LOL

scaredmom said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

So happy to see all went well. This love your idea.

Paula @ Simply Sandwich said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

This is brilliant! Hope they stay on track at the fort! Seems they now know for sure Mom and Dad mean business! :)

Alison@Mama Wants This said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

What a brilliant idea! It makes for a fun post too :-) I think I need to write a memo to my husband.......

Renee said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

I'm contemplating making a chart for my husband as well. I just think his would need "different" pictures. I'm not sure how I feel about that! LOL!