I've accepted the fact that my uterus is an ultra-cool, hip and oh-so-comfy place.
The perfect combination of an ultra-sheek club with a local bar feel.
The kind of place that lets you hang around to finish that one last drink and conversation with a good friend.
And then they kick you out.
Closing time is scheduled for June 25th.
So, little fetus, enjoy your last hurrah!
And if you decide you want to come home early, well, there's no shame in that. We'd be mightly pleased to see you.
Until then, PARTY HARD, baby!